1 1/3 oz. Absolut Vodka
Fill with cranberry juice

Mix in a highball glass filled with ice cubes shaped as elephants. All persons partaking of this drink are required to wear red and white and, if available, a black and white checkered hat. Increase dosage by 1/2 ounce at every Alabama fumble, interception, when Auburn scores, and when Alabama scores.

Never drive while intoxicated, choose a designated driver.