1 elephant, medium size
2 rabbits (optional)
Pepper to taste
Lots of brown gravy

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook 4 weeks at 462 degrees over kerosene fire. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. Ha!