1/2 - 1 lb. pasta shells
Chopped onions to taste
Thin sliced celery and/or cucumbers
8 oz. pkg. artificial seafood
1/2 c. Miracle Whip
1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper
2 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. celery seed
2 tbsp. vinegar
1 tsp. prepared mustard
About 1/2 c. water

Prepare pasta shells according to package directions. Drain and cool. Mix in onions, celery and/or cucumber and seafood. Mix remaining ingredients in a large jar, starting with only about 1/4 cup water. Taste and dilute with more water if too strong. Pour over pasta salad and chill.