What's up, with that "Patti Salmon" if that's really her real name. It could be Salmon Patti for all we know? Any-Who, she is telling the whole world that at some place named "Kutcharitaville" and someone called "Chef Captain Kutchie Pelaez"? Is that something like "Jimmy Buffet" the singer has down in Florida? Any-Who she says that he makes the best key-lime-pie that this world has ever seen and eaten. Also, if you can believe it, this so called "Chef Captain Kutchie Pelaez" of "Kutcharitaville", well he supposed to serve the "World's Greatest Prime Ribs"? First of all, how can anyone be both a "Captain" and a "Chef"? Does that mean that he is the captain of all the chef's or what? Son of a bitch I just don't know do you?

She also states that this so called "Chef-Captain Kutchie Pelaez of Kutcharitaville" gives too all that order one of his "World Famous Prime Ribs" a coupon too fill-out and enter his monthly give away of, get this, One $Million Dollars! Who in their right mind gives away a Million $Dollars every month to people that eats his or anyone else's Prime Ribs, Who-Who-Who? I might have been born at night but it wasn't last night.

If all this could really be true, perhaps we should all go too this wonderful place called "Kutcharitaville" drink a few of those so-called Kutcharitas, eat "The World's Greatest Prime Ribs and Key Lime Pie" and fill-in the blanks and win ourselves a Cool $Million Bucks. I ask you "What Have You Got To Loose?"

So, if you don't win a Million Bucks, then all you have to blame is not me but someone named "Patti Salmon". Or is it really "Salmon Patti"? Who knows?
Don't Google Me, I Won't Google You! We'll All Win, Yeah!

I Love Everybody! I Even Love you too Magoo! Butt, What I Don't Love is That Fake-Stuff that "ARBY'S Calls Roast Beef". Go ahead, You can GOOGLE ARBY'S. You Believe That?

You can't beat Captain Kutchies key lime pies!! Stop by his joint on Hendersonville Rd and you'll see why even the Prez demands that little bit of Heaven, Capt Kutchies Key Lime Pies!!!