1 med. size elephant
2 rabbits, optional
100 lb. potatoes, diced
50 lb. carrots, diced
Salt & pepper to taste

Cut elephant into small, bite-sized pieces. Include potatoes and carrots. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected the 2 rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary, most people do not like hare in their stew.