2 c. water
3 3/4 c. sugar
2" vanilla bean, chopped
5 1/2 tbsp. instant coffee
1/2 c. hot water
1 fifth cheap vodka

Combine 2 cups water, sugar and chopped vanilla bean. Boil slowly 30 minutes and cool. Mix instant coffee and 1/2 cup hot water. Add to other mixture. Strain mixture and add vodka and mix. Pour into bottles and let stand for 2 weeks.