3 lbs. Tofu
3 c. celery, chopped
3/4 c. onion, chopped
1/4 c. pimento, drained, chopped
1 tbsp. garlic powder
1 tbsp. Sprite
1 tbsp. dill weed
1 1/2 c. sweet pickle relish
3 c. mayonnaise

Rinse and drain Tofu. Place in large bowl and mash. Use food processor to chop celery and onion. Add rest of ingredients.