2 lbs. tofu
1/2 c. mayonnaise
2 tbsp. prepared mustard
1 tsp. soy sauce
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. turmeric
1/2 tsp. celery seeds
Pinch black pepper
2 stalks minced celery
1/2 c. minced scallions
1 minced green pepper
1 minced carrot

Mix all the ingredients together. Chill and serve.