1 sticka buttah, kinda soft
1 small pkg. cream chez, soft
1 cuppa flour
1/2 tsp. salt

Chop wood, carry into house 'n build fire in stove. Get out bowl, spoons 'n necessary ingredients...grease pan 'n empty yeast in warm water...take doll 'n toys off table 'n give little Lydia a spoon 'n let her help.

Measure out 2 1/4 cups of flour, take Lydia's hands out of flour sack 'n clean...dust flour off her clothes. Measure flour again to make up for what was knocked off on floor!

Put flour, sugar 'n salt in sifter...take greased pan away from Lydia 'n put out of reach on chair...pick up broken bowl 'n get another...run chickens out of garden.

Return to kitchen, clean flour off Lydia again...pore 8 cups of sugar from bowl back in the sack. Put eggs on table 'n get greased pan away from dog...put outside...wash 'n regrease pan.

Pick eggshells out of flour 'n scoop eggs off table into a bowl...wash Lydia 'n change her dress.

Return cheerfully to job 'n remeasure ingredients...pick cat off table 'n put outside...pore 1 cup of milk out 'n replace with another.

Remove greased pan from under Lydia in chair 'n wash...remove doll from flour bowl...put ingredients away 'n wash table, scrub floor 'n wipe wall.

Open package of bought bread for supper!