1 elephant
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits

Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 802 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to fine "hare" in their stew.