1 elephant, medium size
2 rabbits, optional
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy (lots)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This takes about 2 months. Reserve the trunk, you will need something to put the pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook on kerosene stove for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like to fine "hare" in their stew.