1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt
Black pepper
Brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about two months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 798 people. If more are expected, then 2 rabbits may be added, only if needed - because some people don't like hare in their stew.