2 blueberry waffles (frozen)
2 tsp. "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"
3 tbsp. talking Mrs. Butterworth's maple syrup
1 (8 oz.) glass cold milk

Carefully cut waffles in half. Insert into the toaster, set on medium darkness. When waffle pops up, lightly butter. Cut into desirable squares. Generously pour on syrup.