1 elephant
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. Should take 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Should serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected 2 rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary as most people do not like hare in their stew.