1 elephant
Salt
Pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy; cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added but do not this only if necessary as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.