1 med. size elephant
Brown gravy
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste

Cut elephant into bite size pieces (takes approximately 2 months). Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 365 degrees. Serves 3, 800. If more people are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. Do this if absolutely necessary, as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.