1/2 c. dirt (cocoa)
1 c. swamp water (milk)
4 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. dinosaur fat (butter)
4 c. grass seeds (oatmeal)
1 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add bones and fat. Heat to boiling. Continue boiling for one minute. Add grass seeds and bugs. Place on waxed paper by spoonfuls and cool. Eat.