3/4 c. sugar
3 c. mayonnaise (not salad dressing!)
1 c. milk

SALAD:

1 head cauliflower, chopped fine
1 head lettuce, chopped
A little of each: radish, green onion, carrot
1/2 c. FRESH Parmesan cheese
1 lb. bacon, cooked and crumbled

Dressing may be mixed up ahead. Mix ingredients night before serving. Salad gets soggy if it sits for a long time.