1 med. sized elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt & pepper

Cut the elephant into small bite-sized pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency as most people do not like hare in their stew.