1 elephant
Salt & pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months; cover with gravy. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 765 people. If more people are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.