1 med. size elephant
2 rabbits (opt.)
Carrots & potatoes to taste

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Will serve 38, 000 people. If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but it is not usually necessary, because most people don't like hare in their stew!