Recommended as a sure cure for Blue Northers, Carolina Cold Fronts, and Ice storms, also suspected of having aphrodisiac qualities, according to certain ladies in Raleigh.

1 lb., lean ground beef
1 (16 oz.) can Mexibeans
1 (16 oz.) can tomatoes
1 sm. can jalapeno relish
1 pkg. Old El Paso chili mix
Additional chopped jalapenos, as needed

Brown beef, mix with chili mix, add Mexibeans, tomatoes, jalapeno relish. Bring to a boil, then simmer, adding additional jalapenos to taste. Thirty minutes cooking suffices. Serves 2+.