1 med. elephant
4 potatoes
2 carrots
1 onion
2 rabbits (optional)

Take 1 medium elephant, cut in 1-inch pieces. This takes about 1 week. Put in large baking dish with 4 potatoes, 2 carrots and 1 onion. Bake in 425 degree oven for 8 days. This serves about 1300 people. In case you need a little more meat, you can add 2 rabbits. However, some people object to a hare in their food.