1 med. size elephant
500 pounds of potatoes
800 pounds of carrots
300 pounds of onions
Salt & pepper to taste
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant and vegetables into small bite-size pieces. This will take 2 to 3 months depending on how much help you have, so you need to start early. Place in a large caldron, cover with 1, 000 gallons of water. Bring to a quick boil and simmer for 4-6 weeks at 485 degrees. If it's a big party, add the 2 rabbits. Remember though, some people don't like "hare" in their stew.