1 med. elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste

Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more people are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.