1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt
Pepper

Cut elephant into small, bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene stove for about 4 weeks at 365 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits....but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hares in their stew.