1 med. size elephant
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits (opt.)
58 gal. brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. Allow 2 months for this. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.