BEST PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
SANDWICH!
 
This is the best homemade peanut butter and jelly sandwich! The taste can't be beat!

YOU WILL NEED HOMEMADE:

bread
peanut butter
grape jelly

HOW TO MAKE:

1. Move to Texas.
2. Buy farm land.
3. Buy wheat seed.
4. Buy tractor and plow.
5. Plow land.
6. Buy seeder.
7. Plant wheat seed in plowed land.
8. Wait 90 days for wheat to grow.
9. Buy combine.
10. Harvest wheat.
11. Find bread recipe (on Cooks.com).
12. Make bread.
13. Put bread in cabinet.
14. Buy grape seed.
15. Plow farm land.
16. Plant grape seed.
17. Let grow till ready.
18. Once ready, handpick grapes.
19. Get jelly recipe (on Cooks.com).
20. Make jelly out of grapes.
21. Place jelly in the fridge.
22. Plow land again.
23. Buy peanut seed.
24. Plant peanut seed.
25. Let grow till ready.
26. Buy peanut harvester.
27. Find peanut butter recipe (on Cooks.com).
28. Make peanut butter.
29. Put peanut butter in cabinet.
30. Go to creative clay.
31. Buy and make a cool plate.
32. Bring home and put in cabinet.
33. Go to blacksmith shop.
34. Have blacksmith show you how to make a butter knife.
35. Make a butter knife.
36. Go home and put butter knife in drawer.
37. Go to kitchen and take out plate.
38. Put plate on counter.
39. Take out homemade bread.
40. Cut homemade bread into slices.
41. Take two slices and put them on plate.
42. Take out homemade grape jelly.
43. Take out homemade peanut butter.
44. Take out homemade butter knife.
45. Open peanut butter.
46. Put knife in the peanut butter and put some on it.
47. Put the peanut butter from the knife on 1 side of 1 piece of bread.
48. Dry the knife.
49. Open peanut butter.
50. Put the knife in the peanut butter and put some on it.
51. Spread the peanut butter from the knife on to 1 side of the other piece of bread.
52. Put the two pieces of bread together jelly face to peanut butter face.
53. Cut the sandwich with the knife corner to corner.
54. EAT THE SANDWICH!
55. Wash the plate and knife.
56. Dry the plate and knife.
57. Put plate and knife away.
58. Put peanut butter away.
59. Put jelly away.
60. Sell all your farming equipment and land.
61. Move back home.

Hope you enjoy!

Submitted by: Jacob, Tayler... and Brandon

recipe reviews
Best Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich!
   #192950
 Rachel Mann (North Carolina) says:
Okay, Jacob, Tayler and Brandon... I'm going to give you guys credit for creativity here. This is definitely the most *involved* PB&J recipe I've ever seen! While I appreciate the commitment to farm-to-table (or should we say field-to-sandwich?), maybe we can simplify things a bit? My local store sells pretty good butter knives - just sayin'. Five stars for effort though!
   #192953
 Phyllis (Virginia) says:
I was 20 years old when I began this process - am now 82 years old. Due to current administration - had to almost give away my farmland - (seeds cost too much to begin with)... Now I am old - in my recliner - taking other reviewers idea to heart... store bought peanut butter & grape jelly... thankfully, I inherited a butter knife. Nap time now - before I create my dinner of same recipe. LOVE YOUR ARTICLE. How about an article on grilling? Can't afford a steak - how about grilling road kill. Can't afford a car for this process... so I may be out of luck - even for that...
   #192967
 Maria (United States) says:
This recipe changed my life.

 

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