1 elephant, medium size
2 rabbits; optional
Gravy

Cut elephant into bite size pieces saving the trunk for storage of leftovers. Cover with gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This serves 2, 800 people. If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary as most people don't like to find a "hare" in the stew.