1 elephant, med.
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite sized pieces. This should take only about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Makes 3800 servings. For large crowd, add rabbits, but do this only if necessary as most persons do not like to find a hare in their stew. Serves large crowd, nice for in-laws.