1/2 c. mayonnaise, Kraft, made with tarragon vinegar
2 tbsp. pimento, finely chopped
2 tbsp. chives, minced (onions will do)
2 tbsp. tomato catsup (Heinz)
2 tbsp. chili sauce (Heinz)
2 hard boiled eggs, chopped
1/2 c. heavy cream

Mix in order given and chill. Serves 6.