1 elephant mid size
2 rabbits
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy Lots

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Reserve the trunk. You will need something to store pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve all the people at one of Wayne's shows. If Wayne's crew comes, add the two rabbits but only if necessary for most don't care for hare in stew.