1 elephant
1 1/2 boxes salt
2 lg. boxes pepper
1 tub brown gravy
2 rabbits

Carefully skin and cut elephant into bite size pieces. Cover with gravy. Cook over low heat for 4 weeks. This will serve 4 zoo people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, because most people do not like hare in their stew!