1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (crunchy peanut butter)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
1/2 c. dinosaur fat (butter)
2 c. dried grass (oatmeal)

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones fat. Boil 1 minute. Add remaining ingredients. Mix and drop from a spoon. Cool. Serve with swamp juice (your favorite juice).