1/8 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/4 c. swamp water (milk)
1 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/4 c. fat (butter)
1 1/4 c. grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/4 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Mix dirt and swamp water, add crushed bones and fat. Heat and bring to a boil for 1 minute. Remove from heat and stir in the grass and squashed bugs. Drop on wax paper and cool until firm.