1 c. salad oil
1 c. mayonnaise
1 1/8 tsp. paprika
1/4 tsp. monosodium glutamate
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. white vinegar
2 or 3 cloves garlic or more
1/2 c. milk
1 tbsp. sugar

Crush garlic. Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.