4 c. graham cracker crumbs (crush with blender for ease)
2 (15 oz. ea.) cans condensed milk
2 tsp. vanilla
dash of salt (optional)
1 (12 oz.) bag chocolate bits

Mix crumbs and condensed milk thoroughly. Add vanilla, salt, and bits (it will be hard to stir, that's okay, builds muscles! Spread in rectangular cake pan and bake at 325°F for 30-40 minutes.