3 eggs
1/4 c. milk
Green food coloring
1 or 2 slices ham (can be cut into sm. pieces)
Bit of butter

Mix 3 eggs, milk and food coloring. Melt butter in pan (for stove top cooking) or bowl (for microwaving). Fry or mike eggs until Aunt Cin (or your favorite grownup) says they are done. Heat slice of ham at the same time.