8 oz. cream cheese
1/2 c. salad dressing
1 tsp. minced onion
1 tbsp. chopped pepper
1 tbsp. pickle relish (use Grace Shatney's Cucumbers Relish for BEST results)
1/2 tsp. minced garlic
1 sm. can shrimp, drained

Soften cream cheese, mix in rest of ingredients. Chill at least 1 hour before serving.