Read carefully... this requires the utmost concentration and manual dexterity.

1 bottle vegetable oil
1 bottle red wine vinegar
Several pkg. Equal or other Nutra-Sweet sweetener

Pour into a suitable container, 12-ounce of vegetable oil, one-to-one and a half ounces vinegar... then sweeten with one or more packets of Nutra-Sweet. Shake well and sprinkle on your salad. Makes great tasting, cheap and easy salad dressing. Especially good on chef's salad.