2 slices Wonder bread

Spread one slice bread with one heaping, large, overflowing "glop" of peanut butter. Spread other slice with one small "glop" of your favorite jam. Spread evenly to reach all four corners.

Take both slices of bread and slam them together. Hold gently between both hands to smell the aroma and admire your handiwork.

Eat immediately!

To make this sandwich "gooder" - use the heel of the bread and extra crunchy peanut butter.