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Breakfast: Tea, one leaf Lunch: 1/16 bouillon cube in 1/2 c. diluted water Dinner: 1 sparrow thigh, 2 oz. prune juice (gargle only) TUESDAY: Breakfast: Scraped crumbs from burned toast Lunch: 1 doughnut hole without the sugar Dinner: 2 jelly fish skins, 1 glass dehydrated water WEDNESDAY: Breakfast: Boiled out stains from tablecloth Lunch; 1/2 dozen poppy seeds Dinner: Bees knees and mosquitos knuckles sauteed with vinegar THURSDAY: Breakfast: Shredded egg shell skins Lunch: Belly button from naval orange Dinner: 3 eyes from Irish potato (diced) FRIDAY: Breakfast: 2 lobster antennas Lunch: 1 guppy fin Dinner: Fillet of soft shell crab slaw SATURDAY: Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds Lunch: Broiled butterfly liver Dinner: Jellyfish vertebras a la bookbinder SUNDAY: Breakfast: Pickled hummingbird tongue Lunch: Prime ribs of tadpole Dinner: Aroma of empty custard pie plate NOTE: All meals to be eaten under microscope. All portions to be weighed. | |
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recipe reviews #9055
Joey says:
Is this a joke? I can't believe you posted this "low calorie reducing diet" on your website. What a turn-off after reading this I decided not to try anything from your website. For people who are looking for some good ideas on low calorie meals and to find this on your website is so appalling. What a disappointment!
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Cora (Tennessee) replies:
Duh yes it is a joke. Lighten up! (And don't look up Elephant Stew!)
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Miss Cheshyer (Washington) says:
This diet guide proved most usefully for me, I am very interested in ancient Roman delicacies we still enjoy (and apparently pickle) to this day, thank you microsustenance chef!
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Terrie (Texas) says:
THANK YOU! I was looking for this. Only my version had a different ending: "First week you lose 100 lbs. Second week you lose another 100. Third week we lose YOU!"
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Marlene Palmer (Arizona) says:
Nice to find a bit of humor. We seem to take this dieting stuff too seriously sometimes.
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