1 sm. automobile
1 (any size) New York State Licensed Driver
2 gal. gasoline
1 ten dollar bill (twenty depending on appetite)
1 pair glasses (reading)
1 set keys

Place driver in automobile. Proceed out of driveway turning left to Sanger, left to Oxford Road then right up Oxford Road to Kellogg Road. Follow Kellogg Road straight through to Parkway in Utica and on the James Street. Take a left on James approximately 2/3 blocks. Greek deli is on right.

Park car. Enter Deli. Put on glasses. Select your favorite entree. Relax and enjoy; your work day is over.

(Another restaurant may be selected using same ingredients.)