15, 203 raw potatoes
1, 013 potato peelers
1, 013 people
Lake Ticonderoga
500 car-crushing pick-up trucks
1 real big stove
1 real big bowl
1 big sheet of plastic

Peel potatoes, put a big piece of plastic over a football field. Put peeled potatoes on plastic. Drive car crushing pick-up trucks over the potatoes until they are mashed really good. Put mashed potatoes into the real big bowl. Add the water of Lake Ticonderoga. Put bowl of mashed potatoes on real big stove. Cook at 1200 degrees for 12 hours. Serve to 10, 000 hungry people.