1 med. sized elephant
2 rabbits (opt.)
Brown gravy (lots)
Salt
Pepper

Cut elephant into bite sized pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 6 hours at 465 degrees. This should serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits. However, make this addition only in an emergency, as most people do not like hare in their stew!