1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits (opt.)

Cut elephant in two, this operation should take 2 months. Cover with brown gravy, salt, pepper and cook for 4 weeks over a barbecue fire (temperature approximately 465 degrees). Serves 3800 people. If more are expected add two rabbits, do this only if necessary as most people don't like hare in their stew!