1 elephant (med. size)
2 rabbits (optional)
Gravy
Salt
Pepper

C ut elephant into bite size pieces (takes about 2 months). Add gravy to cover; salt and pepper to taste. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.