1 elephant
2 rabbits, optional
Salt
Pepper
10 gallons brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (take about 2 months). Place in large kettle and cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire at 465 degrees for 4 weeks. Serves 3, 800 people. If more people are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.