3/4 head green cabbage
4 lg. radishes, chopped
3 green onions, chopped
1/4 cucumber, chopped
1/4 green pepper, chopped
1 sm. carrot, chopped
1/2 tsp. paprika
1 c. Miracle Whip
1/4 tsp. vinegar
1 tbsp. Ranch dressing
1/4 tsp. Grey Poupon mustard
1 tbsp. sugar
1/4 tsp. each salt & pepper
1/4 tsp. celery seed

Chop and mix together all vegetables. Measure and mix together all other ingredients. Toss, chill for at least 2 hours. Toss before serving. Garnish with paprika.