1 male (already dressed) ready to visit!!
1 female
1 warm tub bubble bath
1 bottle favorite perfume, lotion, and powder
1 favorite outfit
1 car, gassed and ready
Hours of time

Place female in bubble bath for 30 minutes. Do not hurry, as it might cause her to turn sour. Towel dry gently; sprinkle with powder or lotion and plenty of perfume. Dress and place both male and female in car. Drive to favorite cafe. Again, do not hurry. Serves 2.